Greetings From Hell

Hello, It's me! The Lunchbox Hell (music industry) correspondent: Chemical Ali!

Hell is going pretty well if you were wondering, me, John Banaum, and Satan are starting a pretty sweet New Metal band called: Genesis. Why are you snickering? What?

Death to America! Death to Everybody I don't like! Captain Crunch cuts up the roof of my mouth! Alright, anyways now that shouting threats portion is over, it is time to get down to the side of my business that involves less gassing; entertainment journalism.

First off how did TV on the Radio, Phoenix, Them Crooked Vultures, and Animal Collective not get nominated for Grammy? That's because they are good. HA HA HA! See is like upside down world, HA HA HA!

Anyways, you have probably already watched most of the coverage for the Grammys on the Hell (Fox) News channel but here is the hell scoop that you might not have caught.

Four signs of the black-winged apocalypse:















Eerily hypnotic things that make you have out of body experience where you realize television is in control of you:















Telekinetic kid moment, like super sweet movie, Firestarter:
















And precise moment the black clock made from children bones and Swatch parts struck the nightmare hour:


I'll be back with more music news in the future. So, yeah I gotta get back to holding down Mormons and punching them in the stomach with Alexander Hamilton and Socrates. Death to the Country music! Death to America!