Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Ultra Fun Trivia of the Week!

Connect the hobby to the celebrity demagogue!

1. Rapist

2. Murderer

3. Alien

A.













B.

C.

Did you answer all three? Then you have just one an all expense paid date with Ben Roethlisberger to Athens, Georgia.

Thanks for playing!

And remember No means Yes!

Friday, November 19, 2010

Merry Day of Gift Giving for Corporate Overlords, Part One



I tear up every time I see this video about Peter getting home from Prison.

However here is how it would go if your much older brother got home in Chicago.

S:"Peter!"

B:"Ah god, can't I have ten damn seconds before some annoying spawn pisses me off?"

S:"You're home!"

B:"Ah go....Wait do the parentals let you drink caffeine?"

S:"No mom says it hurts my heart murmur and asama."

B:"I got news, mom is dumb. This coffee smells like the shit am I right?"

S:"It does."

Hours later:

Mom: "She's bouncing off the damn walls and her breathing is starting to sound erratic and desperate. You've ruined Christmas again Peter, you asshole."

B: "Shut up mom, give me ten bucks so I can score!"