Let me get this straight, my generation, the one that could play Nintendo in the playpen and had the hand-eye coordination and reflexes of a jet pilot by eight is supposed to trust these guys. Look I don't know if I fully believe in the lightening snake bird coming to eat us in 2012 but man that time line seems to make sense in terms of how lame these guys are and how fast they are capable of driving everything into the ground. I'm no chicken little but here is my point. Look at that guy.
Do it.
He looks like your high school class president who was always the grossest, creepiest, most convincing androgynous person you would accidentally sleep with out of desperation during a dry spell at spring break.
Alright, I'm saying it, here it is, we gotta start judging books by their cover. Sometimes, not like crazily but look at Hitler, that guy looks like an asshole. Who other than a complete dickhead would have that mustache? Bernanke looks like some skeeze who would completely rip you off. George Bush looks like at any moment he is going to rape you during a frat, "initiation", Dick Cheney has cat-slits in his pupils, Obama looks like he is terribly accustomed to having a massively pampered life style provided by his friends the healthcare corporation. Daley looks like a goon, no seriously look up goon and you will see a wide jawed, loud mouthed jackass. It is time, if they look like scumbags, maybe they are. Seriously look at Mark Kirk again, theres no way that guy doesn't have a Napoleon complex.
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