Friday, November 19, 2010
Merry Day of Gift Giving for Corporate Overlords, Part One
I tear up every time I see this video about Peter getting home from Prison.
However here is how it would go if your much older brother got home in Chicago.
B:"Ah god, can't I have ten damn seconds before some annoying spawn pisses me off?"
B:"Ah go....Wait do the parentals let you drink caffeine?"
S:"No mom says it hurts my heart murmur and asama."
B:"I got news, mom is dumb. This coffee smells like the shit am I right?"
Mom: "She's bouncing off the damn walls and her breathing is starting to sound erratic and desperate. You've ruined Christmas again Peter, you asshole."
B: "Shut up mom, give me ten bucks so I can score!"